Wednesday, 19 August 2015

Death Road - Need I Say More?

Let me begin by stating that I do not have a death wish. However, the desire to experience different and increasingly intense challenges is a huge one. I meet someone. They say that they have done something quite remarkable. I search for enthusiasm and sincerity in their eyes and voice, and suddenly it is on my to-do list. 

It was whilst I was horse riding in Salta, that I met a group of twenty somethings (they are all twenty somethings!) and one of the girls, when she discovered I was heading to La Paz said, "Ohh! Are you going there to ride Death Road?" My quizzical raising of an eyebrow was enough to indicate that I had not heard of Death Road and she instantly launched into her description with her friend. It was a captivating performance of enthusiasm, energy and excitement. Their eyes shone with recollection. When they finished babbling at speed, they looked at me with expectation. So I answered their question: "Yes, strangely enough, I am going to La Paz to ride Death Road!"

                                 

I decided not to tell any loved ones of my intention. I also resisted looking it up on the internet. I had a vague memory of a documentary I had seen years ago about the 'World's Most Dangerous Roads' and besides, I had phenomenal descriptions already in my mind.

As La Paz grew ever nearer, I met more young travellers sporting t-shirts emblazoned with dramatic logos with the words "I survived Death Road - will you?" and I heard more and more people discussing it. I was more determined than ever to make sure I tackled this mountain biking adventure.

I had just three days in La Paz and a long list of things to do, from buying a new camera to visiting the Iglesia and Museo of San Francisco, but first - track down a company who rides Death Road.

It turns out there are lots of them and they all vary in price, quality and experience. Some use bikes which have front and rear suspension, hydraulic disk brakes and a range of professional safety equipment, from quality helmets to knee and elbow pads. Other companies then buy these bikes and equipment second hand at the end of a season, whilst the first company replace them all with new. A third tier of provider then buys resources third hand and offers bikes without disk brakes or  suspension.

I choose the second category (it better fitted my budget.)

                                    

                                  
                                                             Adventure on Wheels

I was going to be picked up between 8.00 and 8.30 from my hotel. As ever, I was ready early, which was fortunate, as the guide arrived at 7.45. We introduced ourselves and as we walked to the vehicle he told me we were lucky with the weather today, we had only a small group of four riders and that two were beautiful women from Brazil ! With our driver Luis, our group totalled 6 and we set off into the mountains of La Paz. I recognised the route I had travelled the day before on a private tour and admired again the stunning scenery of La Cumbre. Within an hour we had arrived and we started to don our jackets, trousers, pads, gloves and helmets. Other, larger bicycle groups started to arrive and set up around us and I was glad we were so few. Stood in snow and ice, at an altitude of 4750m above sea level (15,584 feet - the highest I have ever been outside of an aeroplane) I did wonder whether I was up for the challenge.

                                  

                                  

Harry, our guide, was from Germany, but he spoke fluent Spanish and English. He had visited Bolivia 15 years earlier and had never left. Now married to a Bolivian, he had lived in La Paz for 8 years and had a child on the way. He cycled Death Road 3 or 4 times a week depending on the weather, but after recent snow and rain, today was his first ride out for a while. When he was satisfied with our equipment and had adjusted each bike for each individual he gave us a significant and sobering safety talk about what we had ahead. "People die on this road every year," he began, "I recently lost one of my group when two riders, riding side-by-side collided. They were friends. The one who swerved into the other knocked him over the precipice. I told them not to ride side-by-side." Then he smiled and said it was time to read and sign our indemnity papers.

                                  
                                         From left to right - Me, Adriana, Fabiana and Florian

I read and signed. We posed for final departure photos, a group shot and then some individual close-ups "for identification!" joked Harry, and then we set off.

                                  

The first part was an amazing downhill on good quality tarmac. We were soon passing buses and lorries, laying flat over our handlebars to decrease our wind resistance and increase velocity. The speed was exhilarating, though with my height and weight, I found that my momentum kept growing and Harry had to instruct me to slow down when I kept threatening to overtake him.

Despite the huge mountain bike tyres and heavy bikes, we were flying at 70kph+ round hairpins and curves, with steep drops to our side, marvelling at the majestic views of snow capped peaks. After 15 minutes we came to a halt. Harry wanted to check everyone was OK and we had chance to admire the dramatic valley and landscape ahead and below. Looking over the very edge of the cliff face I could make out a bus on the valley floor. "Eight years ago that bus went over", said Harry, answering my unspoken question, "everyone died." We all just nodded and kept staring at the bus. "And there," continued Harry pointing to the right, "a Canadian man, cycling on his own went over the edge. They only found his body three month later." I noticed two more vehicle wrecks at the bottom and swayed momentarily with a sudden sense of vertigo. I decided to step away form the edge and remount my bike.

                                  

                                             
                                                Can you make out the bus at the bottom?

Ten minutes later the road entered a tunnel and a sign said that bicycles were not permitted. We rested up as Harry explained the next section was off road. We let another cycle group go past. 12 bikes flew by, but a girl riding three bikes from the rear of the group promptly fell off and landed heavily. Her fellow riders helped her up, but she soon sat down again, seemingly unable to unstraddle her bike. We rode past carefully and left her to be dealt with by her group.

                                  

                                  

We were now cycling through green, tree covered mountains and hills, the snow far above and behind us. Our speeds increased again as everyone grew in confidence and we once again hit tarmac. I had only needed to pedal on three occasions so far. My kind of cycling!

We reached the border of the National Park and a police check point. We paid a nominal entrance fee and stopped for breakfast. Everyone in the group was smiling like school children and we were fast becoming friends as we laughed, talked and encouraged each other. Fabiana joked about not telling her mum what she was doing today and it turned out that none of us had told our respective parents. 

Our bikes were then loaded back onto our minivan and we set off for part two of our adventure.

          

We were now travelling through denser forest and jungle. The temperature had increased dramatically from our icy start and we were all admiring the stunning Bolivian scenery, trying to take photos as we rattled and bumped along increasingly unsurfaced roads. After just 15 minutes we pulled over at an idyllic high spot. Everyone clambered out of the van and we all admired the 'road' we could see winding through the hillside. Bikes were given a once over, clothing and equipment was checked and then Harry called us together for our next briefing. 

                              

"This is the start of the hard part," he began. "It is now far more difficult and dangerous. Do not ride side-by-side. Stay to the left, because occasionally big vehicles will be coming and if you are on the right, you will not see them as they come around the bend and that will be that. Do not go over the edge on the left, but the road is best there. Go at your own speed. We will stop many times and Luis will be following us in the van. If you have a problem or want to stop, he will pick you up. Any questions?" We all shook our heads and grinned stupidly at each other. "Stand up in your saddles, keep hold of your brakes and remember, rear brake always first." He looked each of us in the eye until we nodded understanding, repeated some things in German for Florian and Spanish for Fabiana and Adriana and then he said "let's go!!"

                                  

Now I have ridden on numerous tracks before. Forests, hills, trails and paths. The surface is usually a mix of mud, shale, shingle, chippings, bark and so forth. Bumpy - yes, slippy - yes, but this surface was something else. Huge rocks and stones, dips and hollows, ruts and peaks. The width of a single lorry and with a 1000 foot precipice to the left hand side. We all started rather gingerly (except Harry) brakes clenched, standing on our pedals and we started to pick up speed. The road twisted and turned with sudden and severe hairpins and blind corners. Water flowed and dripped continuously as the sides of the hills and mountains cascaded water down their sides. The sun shone, the sky was blue and I was singing.

For forty minutes we whizzed downhill. Speed increasing and the jolts constantly shaking each rider as suspensions valiantly tried to accommodate the surface. My arms were shaking with effort, my hands aching from the constant judder and clasping of the brakes, my neck sore from looking up as I adopted a crouching stance on the pedals. Eventually, Florian and I started to gain on Harry as we abandoned our brakes and let momentum take us. Adriana, flew almost as fast, grinning the whole time as she raced down the mountain, but Fabiana fell a little further and further back, jolting and bumping and braking her way down the mountain with Luis and the van close behind. 

I cannot adequately describe the light, the smell and the air, but I will try. Our rapid descent from nearly 5,000m was intoxicating as we started to feel the rush of oxygen in bodies. Butterflies fluttered everywhere, clouds of them dancing on the path in front of us. Birds squawked and flitted from bough to bough. Huge ferns festooned the cliff and hillside, condors and birds of prey circled in the thermals above, our bikes rattled and bounced and we grinned like fools. Harry was right about the road surface being smoother at the edge, and I confidently road a line precariously close to the drop to maximise my speed and minimise my vibrations. Adriana stubbornly kept to the right, preferring to take her chances with an oncoming vehicle than ride too close to the edge and Florian adopted a central line close to Harry.

I would skid around a corner into dappled sunlight and dripping foliage, splash through puddles on the road and whoop and holler with enthusiasm. At times I stopped to admire the scenery, take photographs and to allow the girls to catch up, before shooting off again. This is not a route you can get lost on - it is a single winding descent, marked with occasional crosses and shrines to those who have died on it. 

                                  

Eventually we came to a halt at a shelter and gladly drank cup after cup of water. I felt on top of the world and could feel the difference in altitude as an abundance of adrenaline fuelled energy. A tour group of older travellers, who were sharing the shelter, took photos of us all and our bikes and then trained their eyes on the road ahead. Harry called us together. "OK, this next bit is the most dangerous and the most difficult." I looked at the track. "I will go first. I will stick to the right this time and hug the cliff wall. I will be careful through the waterfalls. I will not go on the left. I will go slowly. It is very slippery, very narrow. You all take care yes?" and he nodded enthusiastically at us all. We all nodded back. 

                              

I can proudly say that this time my tongue did not feel dry and my mouth did not go clacky. I was not nervous - I was excited and eager. I didn't want to patiently wait for Harry to make his descent I wanted to go now. The four of us watched as he cycled down the mountain. The tour group watched. We saw Harry go under falling water, we saw him twist and turn on a narrow road which hugged the cliff face and then fell away to nothing. We saw him standing on his pedals, cycling at times and maintaining a path on the right. Then he stopped at a distant corner, dismounted, waved and signalled for us to set off. 

                                  

                                  
                                                                   Fabiana from Rio

The descent was amazing. Whilst the rocks were slick with moss and water, which cascaded from the cliffs above, I rode with unnatural confidence and assurance, twisting and turning, at one with my bike. Refreshingly cool water poured onto our helmets as we passed beneath the remnants of waterfalls (which pour with force when the snow melts and the rains come) and I laughed out loud. I had time to wonder who made this road centuries earlier - probably Incan slaves literally carving it out of the cliff face by hand - and I offered up a prayer of thanks to all those who probably died in doing so? Their legacy was our elixir of pure adrenaline. Harry filmed us all as we completed the descent and I could hear the whoops and hollers of each of our group as we passed the camera. After a photo stop on the the very edge of the precipice and a wave to the elderly tour group up above who had stayed to watch our madness, we set off again, careering down 'Death Road' at an indecent rate of knots. Harry told us we were twenty minutes away from our next check point and it now felt like a race.

We had been dropping consistently now for a couple of hours and the scenery had changed dramatically. Lush jungle foliage, warm, humid air and everywhere the smell of damp earth. This was to be our final significant downhill stretch and I made the most of it despite getting hotter and hotter in my multiple layers. When we finally stopped I stripped off and greedily drank from the water container we had in the van. Fabiana, made the decision that she had had enough. Her hands hurt and she was getting tired and she had gathered that the last stretch was going to require some hard cycling as it was predominantly on the flat. We asked Harry if we could cycle without the jackets and jumpers and just put the elbow pads directly over our t-shirts and he agreed.

                                  

Ridiculously, I was full of energy - not really realising that it was due to the fact that I was now at just 1200m. We set off and I was determined to cycle the whole way, through two final streams, a small village and more rough road. I cycled quickly behind Harry and felt like I could run a marathon. 30 minutes flew by, with still enough downhill stretches to make it enjoyable, and before I knew it we popped out at a tiny Bolivian village and stopped at a bar. As Adriana and Florian finished, we hugged each other with sincere respect, adrenaline and relief - we had completed the full 65 kilometres of Death Road and done so without injury...or death.

                                  

Luis pulled up in our van with Fabiana and whilst the four of us then bought beers and coke, Harry and Luis took each bike to wash them down before loading them onto the roof. Our enthusiastic chatting was interrupted by a village celebration and suddenly dozens of older Bolivian women in huge pink skirts and bowler hats were dancing by, accompanied by smart looking men in waistcoats, playing a range of brass instruments and banging drums. As we finished, Harry said "come on then, time for lunch I believe," it was approaching 1.30, and we promptly drove down another 200 metres to a small hotel nestled in the jungle. It had a pool, a fine buffet selection of hot and cold food and was festooned in flora and fauna of a kind I had not seen in the heights of Bolivia or Argentina. 

                                  
                                        Dancers and musicians enjoying another local fiesta

We ate, swam, lazed and sunbathed before Harry reluctantly told us it was time to go. In the van back to La Paz, we all dozed during the four hour journey, each with satisfied smiles on our faces. Arriving back at the cycle office, photos and videos were quickly loaded onto disks, survivor t-shirts were dished out and contact details were exchanged.

                                  

I thanked my co-adventurers for being such wonderful companions. They had spent the day with me communicating in English (rather than Portugese, Spanish and German), had chatted with great enthusiasm about their lives and travel and I know we shall keep in touch. Indeed, I shall be meeting up with Fabiana when I reach Lima in early September, as we realised we would overlap there before she flies back to Rio and I fly back to the UK.

I got into bed that night and assessed my aches and pains. A blister on each thumb (from overt braking), unexplainable grazes on both shins, two bruised palms (from the bumping battering they took on the handlebars), a bruised right thumb nail (unknown) and chapped lips - not bad for a 46 year old bloke who has not cycled off road that much before.

A friend asked me afterwards if I was scared during the ride and I admitted to her that I was...just at one point. She wanted to know when and I said it was when Florian came up to me during one of Harry's briefings and suddenly brushed my back with his gloved hand. Looking at him questioningly he shrugged and said "big spider!" and I juddered. I hate spiders!

What a ride! What a day! What a beautiful part of the world!
Thank you Adventure On Wheels and thank you Harry, Luis, Fabiana, Adriana and Florian.
Paul x

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Death of a Camera

Before setting off on my around the world voyage, I did my homework about which camera I should take with me. It needed to be small enough to fit into a pocket when necessary, robust, high quality and have an excellent optical zoom. A friend and I started to research different makes and models and I ended up making a fabulous choice - the Canon SX700 HS. A good all round lens with 30x Optical Zoom and 16.1 Mega Pixels. The camera was cutting edge and was even capable of being remotely controlled by my iPhone or iPad and could bluetooth to either device to download photos directly from the camera without removing the card, using a cable or finding a pc (excellent for blogging on the hoof.)

I purchased several SDHC cards, a spare battery, a padded camera bag and a mini tripod and then two friends and I gave it a rigorous work out in Anglessey prior to my setting off.

It cost over £400.00, but forgive me for not knowing the exact price, I tend to blot out costs after I have made purchases, skilfully forgetting how much I paid, so that I do not suffer subsequent 'wince or wallet pang' reactions every time I come to use said item.

Sadly, after nearly six months on the road and having taken thousands of pictures, my camera developed an issue - a black spot. Distressed that my images were coming out with a spot in the same location every time, I did my best to rectify the matter. Dirt on the lens? No. Scratched lens? No. I called a camera expert and he said that it was most probably a particle of dust or some other alien body on the sensor. He recommended I try spraying short blasts of compressed air into the lens and shutter mechanisms to try and shift it. No success. The only option was to return the camera to Canon and get someone to open it up, clean the sensor and put it back together again. 

                             
           The black mark appears twice in the panoramic above and once in regular pictures

                             

As I was in New Zealand at the time, this was just not feasible. Without evidence of my warranty (back in the UK somewhere) this would also have cost me almost as much as the initial camera price. Never mind the fact that I would have to send it off somewhere and not get it back for up to a month and, being on the road, where exactly would it be returned to?

There was nothing for it, but to buy a new camera. I searched Queenstown and found a camera shop which sold the same make and model for the lesser amount of £350. Gritting my teeth at the unnecessary and unwelcome expense, I bought one and sent the damaged one home.

Canon SX700 HS camera number two has served me equally well. It has possible taken even more photographs over a shorter period of time. So familiar am I with how it works, I have been able to quickly take pictures without fuss and even take a number of discreet shots when I have not been supposed to. It has captured some wonderful memories. 

Sadly, camera two is now very broken.

It failed to survive a drop of six feet from a train onto rocks and gravel. The display screen is broken and I can only see about 15% of the image. The shutters, which open and shut and protect the lens, no longer open fully and the casing has a significant chip in the metal body. 

I did not take this accident in good grace. I quickly jumped down from the train to retrieve the camera and inspect the damage and then I swore loudly and only just stopped myself from starting to cry.

After a more measured analysis of the camera back at my hostel, I have ascertained the following:
- It can still take pictures which I can subsequently see on my iDevices.
- I can open the shutter fully by gently using my index finger nail.
- I can take remote photos using an iDevice and see what the camera is seeing on my iDevice screen.

                                

                                
                         Broken screen and only a small amount of image visible on the screen

Whist these findings are a pleasant surprise (and a tribute to the robust nature of the Canon SX700 HS), they are not a solution. With four more weeks of panoramic spectacle still to see and capture in South America I have no option but to buy another new camera.

I found two shops selling cameras here in Uyuni, Bolivia. The first shop had just one single camera for sale and the shop keeper wanted $155 US for something I would give to a reception age child to use as their first camera. The second shop had two better quality cameras for sale, but wanted £300 for either one. Neither of them were a patch on my deceased Canon (at just 5x Optical Zoom and 8 Mega Pixels.)

I have decided to wait until I reach La Paz, the biggest city in Bolivia, to look again for a camera. In the meantime, I shall do my best to take pictures with my broken camera.

I keep telling myself to put this into perspective. It's only a camera. It isn't the end of the world. It didn't cost thousands of pounds. No-one died. I can get another camera, even a modest little one to see out my trip. Yet, despite my best efforts to speak sense to myself, I am still close to tears. I can only assume it is a deeper indication of my decreasing emotional resilience, travel fatigue and financial hardship.

It's also been a bitch of a day...but that's another story.

RIP camera. I loved you lots and lots.

Paul

                              

                              
                    The final pictures taken by my camera and the train I dropped it from below!

                              

                              
                            The graveyard of trains 'Cementerio de Trenes', Uyuni, Bolivia

Tuesday, 4 August 2015

An Answer To Prayer

I often have trials and challenges to deal with as I travel. Many are so small they are not worthy of a mention and at other times I have chosen to dwell on the positives instead, and put them out of my mind. However, the last 24 hours have been challenging both physically and emotionally and they mark the start of an increasingly difficult leg of my journey, as I leave behind things I have taken for granted and move into a far more basic world.

However, as I write this I am reminded of two things which I need to acknowledge: 
1.    That I am immensely grateful for all that I have, from my health and driving spirit to my modest possessions and relative wealth.
2.    That many people are praying for my safety and well-being as I travel and that my faith in prayer has been boosted significantly and requires sharing.

To set the scene you need to know that Argentina is a bureaucratic nation which employs many people in red tape roles. It is first world in it's urban centres and very much third world in it's extremities. It is still a very Catholic nation and observes numerous religious holidays, business closures on Sundays and long siesta lunches.

Travelling by bus demonstrates the mix of modern and old well. It is easy to go online and find buses between cities, timetables, choose seat types and purchase. Confirmation emails are sent, money leaves accounts and all is well for the backpacking traveller with an iPad and a credit card. However, one must then print out the documents to show to several people, from the bus driver to the baggage handler, before you are allowed to board a bus (without exception.)

In Salta, I bought my next bus ticket, but could find nowhere to print it. My modest hostel had no working printer and the few Internet cafes I could find in the city were closed. I ended up arriving at the bus terminal early and going to the company rep in a small kiosk. In poor Spanish I explained my predicament and after an initial wave of the arms, to say 'it's your problem mate, go away,' the rep then told me to walk around the building and come into the back of the booth. He then let me sit at his chair, log in to my gmail account, open the necessary email and print off the document.

                               
                               Salta architecture

Banking is another mix of old and new. When I first arrived in Argentina, I had no Argentine currency, only Chilean pesos and US dollars. I found a taxi to take me to my hostel in Mendoza, but asked him to take me to a bank on the way. Five different banks later and I still had no money. The majority of Argentinian ATM's do not recognise our chip and pin cards, or they have unrealistically small caps on withdrawals, or they ask a combination of questions (with multiple option answers) which make it impossible to hit the right combination. Eventually, I found one that gave me some cash and I was able to pay the taxi driver and my hostel.

Accommodation is another classic. You can find places online, choose a room and book it with your credit card, but whilst one place will take the money automatically from your account, another will ask for cash upon arrival. When I arrived in Salta, they did not ask for cash on arrival, so I assumed they had taken a credit card payment. Imagine my stress then as I was about to leave for the bus terminal, focussed on getting my ticket printed, and the receptionist asked for 1710 pesos. I had 150 in my wallet. I had to sprint into the town, passing banks with huge queues of locals lining up to go inside until I reached the one bank and the one ATM I knew would accept my card.

Again, all worked out. I got exactly 1700 pesos (I tried to withdraw more, but at each request it kept saying 'withdraw a smaller amount'. I rushed back to the hostel, paid, shook hands and found a taxi to the terminal.

So I am then sat on my bus, travelling North to the border town of La Quiaca. I am relieved I was allowed on, but I am aware I have only 95 pesos in my wallet and $110 US dollars in cash. The laundry, I had desperately tried to do in Salta, is still unwashed, as everywhere was closed on the Sunday and I have a few nuts, a bottle of water, three Werthers Originals and some gluten free crispbreads for an 7 hour journey. My anxiety builds as the landscape goes by. Each town we pass is smaller than the last. I can see no banks or laundromats and I am hungry. For the last three hours we pass nowhere larger than a ranch teaming with lamas. 

                                 

                                 
                      One of the last 'towns' before I reach La Quiaca (pronounced Qui - a - Ka)

                                 

                                 

La Quiaca is frontier territory, a border town of 15,000 people at an altitude of 12,300 feet. No building exceeds two storeys and most are made from adobe covered bricks and timber. The bus station looks like something straight from a Mexican western. I get off, tip the guy who retrieves my rucksack from the hold and look for a taxi to take me to my hostel (as I have no idea where it is.) I show the driver the address on my phone and ask how much. "18 pesos" he replies. I shrug, nod and get in. He drives me 500 metres around the block and stops at some road works "you are there" he says pointing up the street. He clearly is going no further, I pay him and walk to the hostel.

The hostel is great. It is clean, professional looking and has a heater in my room. I ask if they do any food? They don't. I ask if there is a bank nearby with an ATM? There is and the guy who checked me in shows me on a small map. I ask if they do laundry? They do not, but he puts an 'x' on my map.

I walk up the stairs and am suddenly aware that I am out of breath and I have a splitting headache. I recall that I am now over 3,550m up and struggle to open the room door. It is 7.00pm and I am thinking money, food, laundry, headache. I head out into the cold night air and start to walk.

                                

The town is small and dusty and is filled with short people in traditional native clothing, hats, ponchos, copper coloured skin and dark hair. I stand out at 6' 2" in a bright red Berghaus coat and baseball cap. Eventually, I find the bank and am amazed to see a number of ATM's inside. I go to the one that looks the biggest and attempt to withdraw some cash, but no joy. The bank will open between 9.00 and 2.00 the next day so I decide to return then, try the ATM again with all my cards and if unsuccessful go in to the bank itself and speak to a member of staff. 

Meanwhile, I am increasingly hungry. I wander the town and eventually find a restaurant with a modest menu displayed on a board outside. I go in and find I am the only customer. The waiter smiles and when I ask for a table for one, he waves at all the tables and smiles. I read the menu and check my wallet. I have 75 pesos. I call the waiter over and show him my money. I say I have no more money, and ask if he takes credit cards? He smiles and shakes his head. I ask him what I can have on the menu. He looks at the 75 pesos and frowns. I tell him I am hungry. He goes away so I sit back to see what he will bring. First he brings a basket of bread rolls. I smile, but do not bother to explain that I am coeliac. He then brings me a plate of big, fat, hot chips. which I sprinkle with salt and demolish. He then brings me a plate of rice with melted cheese on the top. I add salt and pepper and demolish that too. When I ask for the bill he charges me 60 pesos. I tell him about my problem at the bank and show him where I went on my map. He tells me to try the other bank and puts another cross on my map. I thank him, shake hands and leave.

Walking back through the town in the dark, I realise that my headache is still pounding away, but I still have energy to notice that the night sky is exceptionally filled with stars. Once back at my room I drink a pint of water (courtesy of my fabulous water filter bottle which I have used everywhere) and take two panadol. Getting into bed I reluctantly turn off the wall heater as the smell it is giving off makes the air taste funny. The bedclothes are alien and heavy and I am aware of my breathing requiring a little effort.

I say a prayer. I do most nights - usually for other people or in thanks for another healthy and beautiful day, but this time I am quite specific and make a number of personal requests.

Health - I pray that I will sleep well (the last time I was at altitude in Nepal I didn't); I pray that my knee stops aching (I twisted it climbing into my seat on the bus and then sat confined for the bumpy duration of the trip); and I pray that my headache will quickly go.

Finance - I pray that I am able to find and access money tomorrow, as I have 15 pesos left in my wallet (about £1.10); and I pray that the accommodation I am in will take my credit card.

Physical - I pray that I will find a launderette in the morning and get all my clothing washed and dried as  I am close to running out; I pray that with the money I hope to access I will be able to get myself a filling meal; and I pray that the wi-fi begins to work a little better so I can contact and reassure the outside world that I am OK.

I also take time to pray a thank you for all that I have. Here I am in a warm bed, with food in my belly, painkillers for a headache, a little money in the bank, seeing a most remarkable part of the world.

I wonder, as I begin to fall asleep, what normality will feel like in terms of life back in the UK after all my travelling? I start to look forward to not having to deal with the constant changes and demands of life on the road and wonder if these recent challenges are helping to wean me off my year long quest for adventure.

                                 
                        The dusty landscape that is La Quiaca (Argentina) and Villazon (Bolivia) 

I slept like a baby and woke to sunlight streaming in through thin curtains. My right knee is pain free and didn't bother me at all in the night and my splitting headache has gone, leaving me with just a slight fuzziness in my ears. Fortified by a breakfast of a cup of tea and a dry handful of gluten free cornflakes, I set off to the bank just after 9.00am. I try all my different cards in the ATM, but again - no joy. The queue of locals going into the bank is huge so I decide to look for the other bank my waiter had told me about. When I find it, it has an even bigger queue of locals out the door and around the corner. I decide to go to the front of the line and peer in. I see an ATM with one person at it and I apologise as I shuffle my way through the crowd to get to it. I insert my card and it gives me a 1000 pesos. To be safe I decide to draw out the same again (that's about £140 I now have in Argentinian currency.)

                                                  

I had brought my laundry with me (two bags full) as I set off for the bank, so I now wander for the next hour looking for a launderette. I ask people, I keep searching, I follow helpful directions, but I find nothing. Evntually I reach the church (the most substantial building in the town) and I decide to go in to have a look, as it was such a contrast to the magnificent basilicas of Salta, Mendoza and Santiago and I needed a sit down. I sat at the back and offered up a quick prayer of thanks and then add 'could you help me find the launderette please?' I was about to leave when I noticed a small lady at the front struggling to replace a recently polished golden halo onto a statue of a saint. I picked up my laundry bags and cap and walked to the front. In faltering Spanish I said "I am tall, you are not. Can I help?" and pointed at the statue. She beamed a huge smile and pointed out what I had to do and carefully moved vases of flowers out of the way. Together we succeeded in returning the polished halo and I decided to ask her where the nearest launderette was. She spoke a lot and shook her head a lot and then she said that she would take the laundry to her home and do it for me! She then said she would return to the church for a service at 7.00pm that night and return it to me then. I said that would be fabulous, but that I wanted to pay her, but she vehemently shook her head. She gave me her name and address and told me she worked as the secretary in the church and was an occasional preacher. I thanked her profusely as she left with my laundry. I then said a quick prayer of thanks to God too and went to find somewhere for a lunchtime meal.

                                 

                                 
                You can just make out Teresa sat at a pew in front of the statue I helped her with

Well at 6.30pm I decided to go to the church and catch the service. Sure enough Teresa was there, sat in the very pew she had pointed out to me earlier. I listened to a small congregation of about 20 people pray and sing and at 7.00, as the service finished, she turned around and saw me sat half way down the church. She picked up my bags and waved them at me and walked to the entrance. I shook her hand, smiled enormously and thanked her profusely. I said that I knew she did not want any money, but perhaps she would take some for the church on my behalf? She agreed, so I gave her one tenth of all I had. We shook hands again and she told me to be careful in Bolivia and to look after my wallet.

With the sun setting on a beautiful day I decided to take my laundry back to my room and then go out for a final meal. When I took the laundry out of the bags, I discovered that she had not only washed and dried it all thoroughly, but she had folded it all beautifully and ironed the handkerchiefs and trousers! What a blessing.

                                                  

I had one last task. I had decided I would go back to the restaurant from the previous night and, this time armed with a wallet full of money, give them my business and buy a proper meal. It took me nearly an hour to find it as La Quiaca is a rabbit warren of identical lanes and roads, but eventually I arrived and went in. Again, I was the only customer. The waiter smiled in recognition as I asked for a table for one. I sat in the same place and he brought me the menu. I said that I now had money and that the bank he had told me about had accepted my card. He was pleased. I ordered a huge steak, two eggs, chips and a bottle of coke. When it was time to leave I left a tip to cover both nights and said goodbye.

                                  

I am very being well looked after and I am in very good health and spirits. Long may it continue.
Amen.

Sunday, 2 August 2015

Pablo the Gaucho

Hola mis amigos, como estas? Estoy muy bien. 
The Pablo of the title is me, but you can call me 'the gaucho, the horse whisperer or pale rider'. Admittedly, I have only ever been on a horse on two previous occasions in my life, but as a master of two wheels, a supreme dog musher and elephant handler extraordinaire, I thought 'how hard could it be?' And besides, who can visit Argentina and not go riding? 

At my hostel in Salta, my eye was caught by a number of fliers advertising horse riding opportunities. When the guy at reception saw me looking he told me that there was only one to choose and plucked the 'Sayta' leaflet from my hand and said "this is the best. You go to this one." I slept on it and then asked him to call the company for me and book me in for the following day. 

                              

Despite my lack of riding experience and the ruggedness of the surrounding mountains and countryside, I wasn't worried. I simply didn't want to have an accident this late into my travels with the Inca Trail looming just over the horizon. A car picked me up and we set off on our hour long journey south east. I arrived in time to see seven riders returning from a morning outing. They were all smiling, if a little dusty. 11 more people were lazing in the beautiful gardens drinking red wine, these guys had chosen to simply soak up the atmosphere and stay for lunch. I joined them with a glass of surprisingly nice red wine and discovered everyone spoke English, despite coming from all around the world, including Hong Kong, Australia, Canada and all four corners of Britain. (The only guy I struggled to understand was from Northern Ireland, but I was not alone!) 

I thought I would be riding straight away, but instead the lot of us were then summoned to the main house where a sheltered dining area had places set for 30 people around a huge, long table. I then had the most amazing meal. Whilst staff were barbecuing whole joints of meat in clay ovens, the table was already groaning under the weight of baked pumpkins, salads, vegetables, pickles, chillis, beans, potatoes, salsas and bottle and bottles of red wine.

Everyone piled in and the meat just kept coming, steaks, joints of beef, pork, ribs. It was not so much a 'help yourself', as a continuous orbiting distribution by staff. As soon as another joint was suitably medium rare and sufficiently rested, it was sliced into large chunks and dished out. After about an hour of food and drink I kept saying 'no' as more food and wine was pushed on to me, and each time I was ignored. It reminded me of the Monty Python Mr Creosote sketch "just one more wafer thin mint...?"

Eventually, the people at the table began to unbuckle their belts, develop severe cases of 'meat sweats', belch thunderously and ask to be excused to go and lay down in the garden. I'd completely forgotten about horses and riding and could no longer remember where I was and what I was there for. That's when Nico, the manager said "so Paul, are you ready to ride?" I thought for a moment and then nodded and looked at everyone else still at the table to see who was coming with me. "Oh God no," said the one of the girls I'd been chatting to during the meal, "those who wanted to rode already and no-one is going out on a horse after all this food and wine." 

It looked like it was just going to be me and a guide then.

                                  

                              

I was introduced to Walter, my gaucho guide. He had first started riding at the age of two. He had a wide brimmed hat, leg protectors, a neckerchief, a machete and a wide belt with a knife tucked in the back. I had my zip off trousers, a check shirt and a crap baseball cap. We shook hands and he asked me how much riding experience I had. "I have ride two horses" I said in Spanish. Walter gave an almost imperceptible shake of the head as he looked me up and down. "You ride Toba," he said. Toba was young and grey and a male. He had four legs and a tail and an Argentine saddle. He did not greet me, look at me or respond when I said hello and slapped his neck. I tried again in Spanish and an ear twitched fractionally.

Walter, strapped a pair of gators to my shins and held the reins and the saddle for me to get on. I swallowed, belched red wine and meat, put my left foot into the stirrup and then performed the most spectacularly competent mount in history. I literally swung up, over and put my right foot in the stirrup on the other side in one smooth motion. I then took the reins from Walter and tried to hide my own surprise. I slapped Toba on the neck for good measure (not excessively hard, but I do recall being told not to 'tickle the damn thing' the last time I was on a horse in 1988 during a teaching practice on the Isle of Man.) Walter walked towards his horse and in a smooth motion, that was a blur to human eyes, was suddenly sat in the saddle and ready to go. He told me to use one hand on the rein. "Left, right, stop, but don't pull back a lot - it is painful for the horse." He then set off and I realised my lesson was over. I made clicking noises with my mouth to tell Toba to start, but we remained stationary. Walter didn't look back and was now 20 metres in front. I clicked again (this time with a Spanish accent) and a pronounced rock forward in my saddle. Toba, didn't even twitch an ear. Walter was getting further away. That's when I decided to firmly swing my heels into the horse's belly and crack down on the reins at the same time. I've seen that in the movies! Toba set off immediately...at a fast trot.
 
        

Now admit it. You are all reading this willing me to fall off aren't you? Half of you are afraid that the next line will start with "I didn't know horses could go that fast" or "I remember looking down and seeing my body leave the saddle, arms and legs all desperately windmilling and going in different directions!" Some of you are wincing already, holding your breath, wanting to cover your eyes, certain that the next line will be a painful one. And a couple of you, the ones who really relish the scrapes I get myself into, are already beginning to laugh with a sort of "what a git!" sense of pleasure.

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, but it turns out that I speak fluent horse and ride like a rodeo cowboy. Within seconds, Toba and I had caught up with Walter and I was still in the saddle. Walter, said "bien" without looking around and carried on riding. I waved wildly at the bloated group of fellow diners I had spent the last two hours with (who were now sprawled on chairs, recliners and the lawns) and a couple managed to lift arms to wave back as we wished each other safe travels.

                                  

                                  

                                  

We rode for nearly four hours all told, though part of that was spent watching a local competition of professional gauchos. The scenery was absolutely stunning. Distant mountains, no clouds, endless fields, tree lined lanes, flocks of noisy green parrots, occasional little streams to cross and we passed no-one. I found the walking bits easy and effortless - afterall, I was simply sitting in my saddle whilst Toba was doing all the work. This allowed me to drink in the views and take lots of photos. However, I soon learned that my horse preferred trotting to walking and our pace increased. After 30 minutes behind Walter, Toba also decided it was time to lead the expedition and with a burst of speed which saw me holding on to the reins with my right hand and the saddle with my left, moved to the front. Now, I don't actually know how to trot. I spent a while bouncing up and down twice every second trying to remain upright. I started to experiment by standing in the stirrups, bracing my legs, making my self rise and fall and eventually I settled into some kind of rhythm which seemed to reduce the slap and bounce to my derriere and privates. I hoped I didn't look too stupid and kept trying to look back at Walter to see how he moved in the saddle, but I couldn't do it without losing balance and confidence. 

                                  

                                  

                                  

A couple of hours into our ride, and eager for an excuse to stop trotting, I noticed a very large gathering of vehicles, horses and people up ahead. I told Walter I wanted to investigate and he looked pleased. We then rode our horses over to have a closer look. It turned out to be a Gaucho tournament. Hundreds were watching as professional cowboys roped wild looking horses whilst on horseback, lead them over to restraining posts and then tried to ride them bare back. Walter told me the horses are trained to throw off their riders and the skill was staying mounted. Some of the gauchos didn't last a single second and were in the dirt before they had set off, but when a rider lasted 5 to 10 seconds of violent bucking, the crowd went wild. I wondered what Toba thought of it all, as he stood still and expressionless the whole time? He just ignored my every word and pathetic attempt to bond. After twenty stationary minutes in the heat of the sun, we rode on.

The only challenge we faced in the ride was from dogs. They were everywhere. Each ranch we passed had a number and stray or wandering dogs roamed the paths at every junction. Some would stay silent until we passed them and then launch into a ferocious attack of barking, whilst others simply went mad at the sight of our horses. Toba, didn't react once to the barking (maybe he has a hearing impediment?) but Walter's horse twisted and turned often to keep a line of sight on each dog and Walter uttered a few oaths in their direction as he made sure they did not pursue Toba and I. Only once did one get close to me and I gathered the length of the reins in my hand ready to lash it at the dog, but it retreated before I had to act.

Eventually, with the sun low on the horizon, we trotted back into the Sayta ranch. Remarkably, I managed to dismount, though my subsequent first steps were shaky ones and my legs seemed to be bowed and incapable of following the messages my brain was sending to them. Nico congratulated me on the ride and Walter shook my hand and then lead Toba and his horse to the stables. I had planned to take a selfie with my horse and thank it for a good ride, but he showed the same disinterest he had when I had first got on him and was more interested in the heading to the water trough. I had time to slap him on the neck and then he was gone. So much for rider and horse bonding! Anyway, it was fine by me, as Nico had uttered the magic words "cup of tea?" and I found myself shambling towards the verandah noticing how thirsty I was too.

I was really well looked after by all at Sayta. Such a professional group. Whilst I have joked here about Walter's like of guidance, I know he had me in his sights at all times, especially when the dogs were around and we crossed the streams. The lavish food was worth the cost alone and I was very satisfied that every horse was very well looked after by Eduardo and his team. 

I want to thank them for a great experience guys - it was truly splendid.

                                           

Post script - I was told by several people that I would ache following my ride. I fully expected to find my thighs bruised from the continuous trotting and my bottom tender. Moreover, everyone said that 'I would feel it tomorrow!' However, I am very pleased to report that nothing is bruised, nothing aches and nothing is sore. Nor am I walking like John Wayne - I must be a natural !

Gaucho / ˈɡaʊtʃəʊ/
noun (pl) - chos
1. a cowboy of the South American pampas, usually one of mixed Spanish and Indian descent
2. a cowboy from Argentina (gauchos)
3. see illustration below